today at practice both of the throwing gods (Mike and Karl) said that "ice is wet" and that "snow is wet"... they have clearly redefined the physical properties of water, and i wanted to make public that from hence-forth all those who believe in Wrighimreifity shall believe that ice (and snow), which is not a fluid, and therefore cannot flow, is in fact wet. For more information on the previous facts that existed before Mikarl changed the laws of physics see below...

http://www.its.caltech.edu/~atomic/snowcrystals/ice/ice.htm